what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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