let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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