C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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