We named our party play list daddy issues
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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