what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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