quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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