absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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