Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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