I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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