North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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