his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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