So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
