Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
