Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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