She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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