Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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