People with herpes should wear stickers.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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