you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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