fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.