she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?