Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.

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(925): View more from California

GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

(1-925): View more from California

Wtf it's a Friday night?

(925): View more from California

PRIORITIZE.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.

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(408): View more from California

Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.

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You did a keg stand on the toilet?!

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.

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(415): View more from California

STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU

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(440): View more from Ohio

Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper

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(708): View more from Illinois

Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.

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