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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.

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  Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?

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  Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.

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• (716): View more from New York

  ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  ...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT

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• (509): View more from Washington

  No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.

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