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In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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