Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..