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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out

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  so is it as big as he says?

  (216): View more from Ohio

  he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful

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  breakfast of champions

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  breakfast of stoners

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!

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• (646): View more from New York

  I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing

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• (212): View more from New York

  We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS

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