Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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