Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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