you win again, gameday.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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