it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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