i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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