I have demons in me.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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