it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.