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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.

  (407): View more from Florida

  Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome

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