So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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