I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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