David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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