hotel room ftw
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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