I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Still dying that you shit outside
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Randomize
