All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
too bad you live with your parents still
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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