JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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