Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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