I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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