Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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