I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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