Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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