Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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