She's JV to your varsity
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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