Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You left your phone here
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