I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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