We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have surprise drugs for everyone
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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