it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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