Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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