just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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