so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
