no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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