Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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