Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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