I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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