i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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