Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
did i walk over a car last night?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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