we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I smell like Dick and happiness
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Randomize
