I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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